Slightly off topic - Geek Calendar

This Geek Calendar looks worth ordering.

Another venn diagram about geeks

From xkcd.com.

Parties part 1

Parties are a very complex situation. The initial phase is a bit like RIP, but without so much broadcast. A number of lightweight, low content exchanges take place and people move onto new conversations after varying periods of time.

As the level of alcohol in the blood increases people's internal firewall rules are gradually disabled and so a more frank exchange takes place. However the damaging effect of the alcohol on longer term storage means that conversations on subsequent occasions won't necessarily match the congruity experienced during the party.

Geek? Or Dork? Or Nerd?

According to this diagram of the differences between a nerd, dork or geek this blog maybe incorrectly named. However, if you find it useful, then it doesn't really matter.

Sympathy tips for physicists

This xkcd.com cartoon has some useful advice for physicists, some of whom may be geeks:

Meeting people - purpose

There are various reasons for using the meeting people protocol. Sometimes it's for what is called getting to know people, which is kind of like increasing your page rank with them.

This is often achieved by further exchanges after the initial stages of the protocol, called small talk, which is not to be confused with Smalltalk. These exchanges are more content-rich than the initial stages, yet needn't be cached. The statements that form this small talk depend on the context, but in some locales a comment on the weather is perfectly acceptable. This comment needs to be short, something like "nice weather we're having". Any detail on precipitation, or mentions of any weather telemetry equipment you may have recently purchased are probably inappropriate.

Meeting people protocol

There is a protocol when you meet people. It many ways it is similar to a protocol like SMTP, but with several redundant elements. For example the opening request can be "hello", which is in fact the word that the HELO that starts an SMTP session is based on the word "hello". Other words may be used, like "hi" or "hiya".

One trouble with this protocol is that there is not regulated by a standards body, there is no RFC, and any documentation you may find is non-authoritative and may contradict other documents.

Often the next step after the initial protocol exchange is "how are you?". Although this is framed as a question, the common answer is "fine, thankyou", which when converted to a boolean is often False. Despite that it remains part of the protocol. It is often followed by a returned "how are you?", to which the same response is expected.